Suddenly cycled into a solid wall of water.
Took a second to realise this was actually rain when it didn't go away.
Took shelter under a tree, which helped for the first 10 minutes, then stopped helping.
We sorta figured it'd only be a short shower but the weather gods were like DURR HURR NOPE. YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE A WHILE YOU LITTLE NON-WATERPROOF BUTTMUNCHES.
Now thoroughly soaked, we cycled back to the house as fast as we could.
We cycled 200m before it stopped raining. Turns out we had managed to find the most localised tropical rainstorm ever.
We could have been sitting underneath a giant funnel and not have gotten so wet.
And of course Mr. Rain is all DERP DERP DERP GOTCHA NUMNUTS! NOW IMMA GO FLOAT PROMISINGLY OVER SOME AFRICAN COUNTRY BEFORE DISAPPEARING COS THAT'S JUST THE SORT OF WANKBAG I AM! DOODEDODEDO!
Funny thing was I was getting ready to fly home the next day.
And the airline service had a 1-bag policy.
So I had had to send all by clothes home in a big box via the post office.
Just. Earlier. That. Day.
And now the only clothes I had for 2 days were soaked.
. . .
1) Ransom by LRR
2) Jumping on a Giant Water Balloon by The Slo Mo Guys
3) Water Balloon to the Face by Discovery Channel
4)The Devil's Advocate Speech in kinetic typography
5) Bootleg Fireworks: Subtitled Version
. . .
There. Now go do something that isn't wasting your time watching ridiculous internet videos all day . . .