Stuff you should look up: Where Men are Men and so are most of the Women.

Going to cycle into town yesterday with friends for the weekly table quiz in the pub.
Suddenly cycled into a solid wall of water.
Took a second to realise this was actually rain when it didn't go away.
Took shelter under a tree, which helped for the first 10 minutes, then stopped helping. 
We sorta figured it'd only be a short shower but the weather gods were like DURR HURR NOPE. YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE A WHILE YOU LITTLE NON-WATERPROOF BUTTMUNCHES.
Now thoroughly soaked, we cycled back to the house as fast as we could. 
We cycled 200m before it stopped raining. Turns out we had managed to find the most  localised tropical rainstorm ever. 
We could have been sitting underneath a giant funnel and not have gotten so wet.
And of course Mr. Rain is all DERP DERP DERP GOTCHA NUMNUTS! NOW IMMA GO FLOAT PROMISINGLY OVER SOME AFRICAN COUNTRY BEFORE DISAPPEARING COS THAT'S JUST THE SORT OF WANKBAG I AM! DOODEDODEDO!


Funny thing was I was getting ready to fly home the next day.
And the airline service had a 1-bag policy.
So I had had to send all by clothes home in a big box via the post office.
Just. Earlier. That. Day.


And now the only clothes I had for 2 days were soaked.
Fucking. Joy.
. . .


Video
-Cool


1) Ransom by LRR

2) Jumping on a Giant Water Balloon by The Slo Mo Guys



3) Water Balloon to the Face by Discovery Channel



4)The Devil's Advocate Speech in kinetic typography



5) Bootleg Fireworks: Subtitled Version

 . . . 
There. Now go do something that isn't wasting your time watching ridiculous internet videos all day . . . 

Stuff you should look up: Where the sky's the limit, but the ground's the average.

If you lose half your large intestine to an injury, does that mean you only have a " ; " ?


 . . .


Video Series
   -Internet
        -Comedy


1) News Dump
Yes another by the guys at loadingreadyrun.com. This just started and may not be around for long, but I still think the dynamic of the group is fantastic in everything they do.



2) The Big Picture with Moviebob
A critical look at pop culture and specific topics, mostly movies, games and comics, from a well-balanced standpoint.



3) Escape To the Movies with Moviebob
A great movie review show. I don't always agree with him, but he makes some very valid points.



4) After Hours from Cracked.com

Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires -- powered by Cracked.com

5) Retold! Series by frostyobsitnic



Suggestions for topics always welcome!


 . . . 
Aaand I'm out. Go get a doner kebab or something. . . 

Stuff you should look up: Now with more bleuuughrghhhuurghling!

So I got back from a little holiday today, and feel pretty shitty from jetlag.
I have a new ps3 but no controller or games.
I leave again in a week for my first real job.
My laptop keeps flipping the tripswitch to the house.
A bottle of raspberry liquer broke in my bag from some overzealous baggage handlers.
I am waaaay behind on blogging and sketching and forgot to write down any ideas I had.
Yet I have absolutely no right to be unhappy with my situation, since each of those sentences was already the product of a massivey fortuitous life I find myself in.
 . . .
The "Big Picture" sucks is what I'm saying.
 . . .


YouTube
 -My Subscriptions


Each of these guys deserves you to look at a few of their videos.


1) Auto-Tune The News (a.k.a. Schmoyoho)
Talented, talented people. A good idea made great.



2) EpicMealTime
Epic doesn't even do it justice. It needs a new word to describe it which somehow dwarfs "epic". I'm thinking "Blarflargian!"



3) BeardyMan
This guy is just too awesome for words. Plus, he has a degree in Product Design!



4) OverClocked Remix
I already made a post with these songs in it. Still think it's great, though!



5) Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series.
For any nerds who may read this. The rest of you, don't bother. It's . . . uh . . . nerd-humour. Numour.



 . . .
That's it for now. Go read the paper or something. . .