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Vacationator: Long-overdue-edition!

So I was at the Bluegrass Festival in Dunmore East in Waterford for the weekend. Hence, no SYSLU.












So here's an owl to make up for it.

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So just let me get some of this internet slang stuff straight:


"I loled"          They're saying: "I Laughed Out LoudED" . . . That's not a real way to use an acronym.
"lulz"               They're saying: "Laugh Ut LoudZ" . . . that's not even english.
"rofl"               They're saying: "Rolling On Floor Laughing" . . . which would make an english teacher turn to drink
"asl"                They're saying: "Age/Sex/Location" . . . NOT as I first assumed, a shorthand way of saying "Asshole"
"g2g"              They're saying: "Got "2" Go" . . . which saves all the hassle and bother of typing One Goddamn Letter.
"lmao"            They're saying: "Laughing My Ass Off" . . . which always confused me. I mean, where does a phrase like that come from? Is it just hyperbole from a really weird source or did it actually happen one time and someone thought "Actually, I think I'll turn that person's horrible accident into a phrase, which can then be bastardised and overused so that it retains none if its original meaning.
"stfu"              No, YOU "steffew".


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Just because I'm such a nice guy and I can't really give you an eye exam over an internet connection, I'm going  to check your spoken literacy levels.


Say these OUT LOUD and really fast


"I won a math debate."


"I am sofa king we Todd did."
"Hoof hearted ice melted."




Hurr. I laffed.
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Wanna know some interesting things?


- Your open hand can cover exactly one half of your entire face.


Give it a try now.






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Why the f*ck did you hesitate? You really think I'm going to do that thing where I smack your own hand into your face? 
Well, ok, the internet connection between us was the only thing stopping me from doing that.


But seriously, also,  


 - When you curl your fingers, or make a half-fist, all your fingers point to your thumb.


Weeeird.


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That's the end. 






FORTHISWEEK!
Gotcha. Now go do some gardening or something . . .

Stuff you should look up: You'd think I'd have gotten the hang of this by now . . .

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I got nothin'.


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Seriously, stop looking.


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Nothing to see here


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*whistles*


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*Looks around nervously*


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*Does a little dance*


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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???!?!!!


-kshhhht-


Please hold, we are experiencing minor technical difficulties.


We now return to our regularly scheduled brainfart.


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- Webcomics
--Shit which be funny


1) Massive Pwnage

2) Hejibits 

3) Doghouse Diaries

4) XKCD

5) Penny Arcade

Oontz + oontz + oontz + single sentence from 20 year old song + endlessly repeated 5 notes = PROFIT

So on sunday my parents decided to up and leave and go for a trip to Donegal (north of Ireland) for a few days. No real reason, just that my dad was bored and there wasn't really anything goin on on the farm for a while. Harvest not ripe, spuds not ready to be picked, silage already cut etc.


There was only one or two jobs for me to do while me and my sisters are the only ones here, so of course I'm doing sweet fuck all and spending most of my time on the internet.
I play all my games,
I watch videos and play games online,
I chat to all my friends (I'm kinda in an area too rural to go out in, but I'm okay with that, and I spend all day doing my hobbies like drawing, sketching, archery, playing piano, jogging, etc.


You wanna know whats funny?


Last night I went to bed at 11.00 p.m.


Epic Self-Realisation time: I am fucking boring.
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I think I'v a few entries for that http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/ page.


Dear life,
When I asked "What's the worst that could happen?"
That was rhetorical.
Thank you,
Me.


Dear body,
Why is it when I'm trying to go to bed without waking the whole house up, that's the time when you choose to stub yourself on every available surface, trip on nothing, and fall onto a bookshelf?
Just out of interest,
Me.


Dear Internet,
Just.
Just stop.
Seriously.
Please.
With the whole
Just everything.
No?
Not even a little. 
Fuck you too.
I didn't need a life anyway.
From 
Me.
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That's your crappy little midweek embarressment for now. Go f@# your *%+$ or something . . . 






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Pic info here.

Stuff you should look up: Ix-nay on the less-useay!

Isn't "Emo" supposed to be short for "Emotional"?


I'm just sayin'


Most of the people who call themselves "Emo" are the most boring, depressing bastards I've ever met.


Srsly. Why do I think about these things?


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Pictures
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That's all. Now go and dfall asleepon yur keybraod or soemmenjnjkjnjkkjkjkkkkk