Wow! According to this, this month the blog got 20 views from . . .
. . . trafficfaker.com . . .
Seriously you guys? I mean, come the fuck on.
It's like spammers just aren't even trying any more.
It's like after nigerian princes and zimbabwe lottery winners they're all just out of ideas.
Here's a few for ya:
"Your bank has just recently miscalculated your tax credits: fill in your details to recieve the-"
(no, wait. I can do better)
"Ninjas have kidnapped your mother, Mr. Geordanicci! You have 40 seconds from the time you open this email til they turn her into slightly-forgetful, excellent-spaghetti-and-meatballs-maker sushi. UNLESS you photocopy your passport in reply to this to make sure we haven't got the wrong guy. Then attach your social security number for
. . .
I am officially all out of ideas . . . . NO, WAIT!
Fill in the blanks in the comments and I will return your humourously random paragraph in a reply comment within the day.
Who knows? You might just learn something about yourself.
And that thing will be that you have issues. Scary issues.
Different Silly Word:
Yet Another Different Adjective:
Here, to show you how much fun this could be, I'll do (a different!) one first to show you how it's done:
The Industry`s Most Highly Awarded... Mad Lib
. . . hmm. . . I need help. . .
No I am not being lazy by making you do the comedy for me. What ever gave you that idea?
. . .
That's all right now. Now go talk to me or something. . .
I'm so ronery.
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