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Stuff you should look up: Because sometimes the gene pool needs a lifeguard!

If you and your friends are anti-conformist . . . 
 . . . . doesn't that kind of make it pointless?

 . . . 

          -Based on the "Advice Dog" Meme

This here is advice dog:
It's a picture of a puppy on a colour wheel background accompanied by ridiculous instructions.
 . . . 

Humanity is retarded. 
But then there's Advice Dog's bastard children. The one's he hasn't spoken to in twenty years, and even then only at family funerals, thus forcing them to make it on there own in the real world by having them pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

These are the ones that flourished:

1) Courage Wolf

2) Insane Wolf

3) Socially Awkward Penguin

4) Paranoid Parrot

5) Family Tech Support Guy

Yeah, this one kind of hit home with me. For the situation, I mean, not the photo. I look nothing like that.
I think.
Dammit. There's the Socially Awkward Penguin side of me.
 . . . 
That's a wrap folks, now go and make some tortilla wraps or something . . .


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