Stuff you should look up: Bad Spelling Woz Ere

You know what gets me loads of pageviews?


Copy-paste image list blog posts!


But that is a cheap and plagaristic way of gaining popularity, kids, so be sure to only post your own original content!








*wink*


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-Internet Memes
---Demotivational Posters


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That's all for now. Now go and jump a scooter through a ring of fire or something .  .

Stuff you should look up: Seriously. Look it up. Or else.

You're wondering where all the nice people went. 
Why no-one seems to even have the curtesy to give you the time of day.
Why everyone seems to rush everywhere, as if they're hoping that all this money will somehow grant them eternal, blissful, peace of mind, when really we're all riding a stress-based express to death.
Where are all the happy people? The one's who don't give you a well-practiced rundown of how shitty their day has been when you give them the formality of asking?


We're right here. 


You all went and called us Nerds.


And now, if you're not one of us in this day and age, if you still feel disgust when you pigeonhole someone into the personality category, clinging onto the ancient stereotype of friendless, socially-bereft, ugly basement-dweller we shed long ago, then I just feel sorry for you.


Because right here, right now,


Being a nerd is awesome. 


And we know it. We have out communities, our friends, our dreams, our motivations.


I have never found a group as welcoming or hateless as a group of nerds.


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Internet
   -Memes
        -Based on the "Advice Dog" meme


Did you know a meme is actually "an idea that can spread from person to person / a contagious idea".
Language is a meme. I just thought that was interesting. That's all.


1) Successful Black Man

2) Advice God

3) High Expectations Asian Father

4) Scumbag Steve (We all know one of these.)

5) Philosoraptor

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Why, yes! I do sometimes feel I am wasting my life on the internet! How ever did you tell?


That's all. Now go giggle at the word "Pedometer" for a while or something . . .

Stuff you should look up: Because sometimes the gene pool needs a lifeguard!

If you and your friends are anti-conformist . . . 

 . . . . doesn't that kind of make it pointless?

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Internet

   -Meme

          -Based on the "Advice Dog" Meme

This here is advice dog:

It's a picture of a puppy on a colour wheel background accompanied by ridiculous instructions.

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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHHHAHAaahhaHAHA  . . . . 

Humanity is retarded. 

But then there's Advice Dog's bastard children. The one's he hasn't spoken to in twenty years, and even then only at family funerals, thus forcing them to make it on there own in the real world by having them pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

These are the ones that flourished:

1) Courage Wolf

2) Insane Wolf

3) Socially Awkward Penguin

4) Paranoid Parrot

5) Family Tech Support Guy

Yeah, this one kind of hit home with me. For the situation, I mean, not the photo. I look nothing like that.

I think.

Dammit. There's the Socially Awkward Penguin side of me.

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That's a wrap folks, now go and make some tortilla wraps or something . . .