Bass-Ackwards

Do you ever think that rock stars and punk bands purposefully get into abusive, unstable relationships just so they'll have something to sing about?
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Well, after spending the entire day sitting on my arse on a ride-on lawnmower, I think it's time to spend some quality time sitting on my arse typing. I had an idea today whilst trying to stave off the frequent heamorroid-inducing states of boredom. It's time for a new feature: Word-Learningness Day!
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It works thusly: I find a word or phrase that I use in the frequent conversations with myself, but yet have no idea what it means. I then attempt to find out using the most premier internet sources available. You, the reader get to learn about it with me. Won't that be fun?
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Well fuck you, I feel like doing it anyway.
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The word for today is "Oligarchy". Or possibly "Religeous Oligarchy". Whatever get the best answers. Because shut the hell up. That's why.
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urbandictionary:

	A system of government that is run by a small group of people not subject to vote or approval. The small group of people run the world in a feudal system-esque manner. While the other people are basically their slaves.

So it's basically one of those evil shadowy corporation type things with the circle of executives sitting round a table with their faces hidden. Like the Illuminati? Or McDonalds?
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wikipedia:
 Basically, it says that every system of government becomes an oligarchy. Which is depressing to think that shadowy dick-taters will eventually rule us all.
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oligarchy.net:
 The most subtley terrifying website that money from 1997 can buy.
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youtube.com:
 Playlist: The Criminal Elite Oligarchy (New World Order Illuminati)
Consists of videos about: The Pope, Tom Cruise, George Bush, The Black Pope, The Sun newspaper, The Evil Pope, The Disney Corporation and Mars. The Planet Mars.
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So what exactly have we learned here today:
As far as I can remember (because scrolling back up the page is waaay too hard), is that the world will inevitibly be eventually ruled by a shadowy group of dictators around a table wearing robes and hoods. These people will consist of, but are not limited to: The Pope (who is black and/or evil), a hollywood actor, a former president and renowned fucktard, a british tabloid, a cartoon and theme park company, and a nearby 6.4185 × 10²³ kg hunk of space-rock.

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All in all, more useful than what I learn in college on any given day.
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Thats a wrap. Now go finish that thing with that yolk that you're supposed to be doing.